Orgasm

Orgasms

I am with a bunch of old fart women and we are sitting around and talking old fart things: the pains, stiff joints, the arthritis, frequent urination, yada, yada, yada.

Sue fans herself  with a magazine and starts in the hot flash complaint, “Until you have a hot flash, you never really fully understand it.  I remember the first time I had a hot flash.  It came over me so suddenly and it was like “Wow, what’s happening to me”.  I thought I was burning in hell”.

“Yea, it’s like childbirth. You don’t know it until you experience it. You just can’t explain it”, Liz shouts out.

“Same as an orgasm”, Beth chimes in from behind and we all stop what we are doing and just laugh and laugh and laugh.