Butterburger????? Really???????

"Hey, don't knock it until you try it," Elias tells me as I make a face, "it's really good.

"Do they actually put butter on top?", I  ask as my cholesterol rises just looking at the photo.

"No, no, no," he tells me, with a tone that indicates my question is ridiculous.  "They grill it in butter and then they pour this really good butter sauce right on top.  Wait, yea, I guess they put butter right on top.  But it's really good.  My friend thought of the idea and the boss liked it.  So now they sell it. this way.  People really like it."

"His Eyes Literally Popped Out Of His Head"

My friends came down to breakfast one day and noticed that their fish lost an eyeball.  It was floating at the bottom of the tank. The next day, the other eyeball feel out.  "His eyes literally popped out of his head",  Jim told me.

Memorial Day 2015

Some days, a little money can buy some happiness. Spending Memorial Day on this big-assed floatation made me so damn happy. This was $100 well spent.

Dogfish Brewery Has the Best Beer Glass

Connowingo Dam (MD)

A Refreshing Afternoon (MD)

DuClaw's Brewery, 

Bel Air, MD

It was a challenge to drink all of these but success was mine (OK, my niece helped me).

Hanging At the Garden Center (DE)